What really happens when you use freecreditreport.com? This was for a contest to either cover one of the songs from the commercials or write your own jingle. Being that this isn’t very flattering to the website, I bet I won’t win. 
Here are the lyrics, by request: I thought that I should check my score at freecreditreport.com after seeing that guy explain to me all the things that could go wrong but I didn’t read the fine print and when a bunch of time went by I saw that every month they’d charged my card about $14.95 so now I’m back in debt, that’s what I get for thinking it was free and even now my pet turtle just can’t stand the site of me I can’t afford expensive drinks so cheap ones will suffice but now I’m all hung over after drinking Natty Ice online everyone’s un-friended me, even that guy Tom all because most of my money went to freecreditreport.com so now I’m back in debt, that’s what I get for thinking it was free I didn’t know it’s legal to intentionally mislead my lights have been shut off and my sink has now run dry and all that’s left to do is sit alone in the dark and cry I had a house and family, but now everything is gone so my life’s completely ruined by freecreditreport.com
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super!
It made me Bro. Two months off. . . But. . They have six months from 15. 88 of my child. I had no idea. I told him I always check your statement. she wouldnt listen
you still have your guitar, it’s something. . . . and you look a little Seth Rogan, you can always kill him and take his life. . . . lol
LMAO too funny.
quite true.
Oh God, this is awesome!
lol! 5 stars !!!!!!
you hit it right on the money. I feel for you, I’ve been there. Very good things though:)
haha 5 stars
The boy in the credit report song is more sticky com is the most fun, so I’ll give this a 5 star
It was fun, I can not believe I am my own man pan handling. I rate five stars, check out my video called BCL
GREAT! I knew I could not be “free”!
Awesome!
I love it! have a big voice
5 star freakin. . . impressive
aw. Song dampened my spirit in the new Commericals fcrdc. . .
awesome work, man! I love parodies! X-D
good work:)
5 star adored WONDERFUL!
LMFAO funny as hell
Haha loved it! 5 stars!
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At the end of the ad, the guy quickly says “offer applies with enrollment in triple advantage.” . but. . . which is not a credit report for free! But I agree, the name is misleading.
Dan, your man! Funny and true! I put this on my facebook!
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